Heist #0: Warehouse B

Heist #0: Warehouse B

The warehouse rests in a light industrial district.  Workers move in and out from 5AM to 11PM, organized in two shifts.  The office manager, Mr. Bodner, works from 9AM to 5PM.  From 1AM to 4AM the neighborhood is quiet.

The warehouse is guarded 24 hours a day, with one security guard at each door.  Every 15 minutes the warehouse door guard walks counterclockwise around the building to the office door; he exchanges a few words with the other guard, who then walks back to the warehouse door.  The guards usually bring lunches that they eat while guarding.

The warehouse is mostly space for pallets.  There is a cafeteria/pantry, a restroom and an office.  Each outer doorway is a set of double doors, locked by separate keys.  The only inner door ever locked is the office, and it is always locked when Mr. Bodner is not in.  The guards have keys to the front door, but no other keys.  Only Mr. Bodner has a key to the office.

Inside the office is a cabinet.  It is locked with a padlock.  Mr. Bodner has the only key to this padlock.

What’s the plan?


#1 D.F.S. on 08.09.10 at 7:53 am

Follow Mr. Bodner home after work, and remove the keys from his person by any means necessary. Return to the general vicinity of the warehouse by 1:15. Wait for the first guard to start walking from the front door to the back door, sneak up behind, and take him out with chloroform.

Remove the door key from the body, unlock the back door, re-lock it, and drag the guard into the bathroom. Enter the office, avoiding the window, unlock the office, unlock the safe, & grab the delicious cake. This must all be done in 15 minutes, so that when the other guard starts walking to the back door, you exit from the front.

#2 DeliciousHeist on 08.10.10 at 11:26 pm

Award - Internet
Award - Offscreen

#3 Catalina Teague on 08.10.10 at 5:39 am

Approach by helicopter, kill guards with violent rain of machine gun fire, rappel down to roof, rappel down side of building, smash into window, use a tiny C4 charge on the door to the safe, blow open door, extract cake, return to window, extract back to chopper, fly back to secret base and feast.

#4 DeliciousHeist on 08.10.10 at 11:35 pm

Award: Ultraviolence

#5 OtakuMan on 08.10.10 at 5:58 am

Hire a SCUD.


#6 DeliciousHeist on 08.10.10 at 11:35 pm

Award: Delegation