Heist #3: Insanity 34

An obstacle course featuring 16 locked doors, 7 guard creatures, 5 security guards, 3 enchanted locks only answerable by riddles, 1 computer system that must be hacked, 1 10 by 10 stone corridor and one Lovecraftian Outer God challenging you to Texas Hold ‘Em.

Have a great day!


#1 D.F.S. on 08.19.10 at 1:01 am

Well, seeing as how the wall doesn't entirely surround the delicious cake, I propose we just walk around the course and grab it.

#2 Nicholas Eckert on 08.19.10 at 5:59 pm

A brilliant idea, though, given the presence of a Lovecraftian Horror, I do recommend lobbing a nuke into the place on the way out.

#3 Catalina on 08.19.10 at 5:16 pm

gather the following items before going in. 10 chaff grenades, 1 silenced 9mm, three clips of 9mm ammo, tinfoil hat, a cell phone capable of dialing the info center.

as you progress into the maze, toss a chaff grenade, disrupting all electronic surveillance as well as computer controls. when you come across a guard, shoot them in the head. Twice for good measure.

When you come to an enchanted lock, let the chaff dissipate. Shoot all cameras around you. change clips as needed. call information line to get answer to riddle, continue on throwing chaffs as needed.

when you reach the computer that needs to be hacked, drop a chaff right on it.

upon reaching the outer god, put on your tinfoil hat to stop it from reading your thoughts. Bluff it into betting too much and then win the game. proceed to take the cake and eat it right there in front of him.